Natasha Fallenover's Blog No. 12
Here I am again and giving you all of my news of daily doings.
Moon day 8am
My old school comrade Olga Korzitzov (Ripper) dropped by to relate anecdotes she has collected. When she went for first interviewing for job she was asked personal questions such as, "Are you a virgin ?". She answered, "No, but I'm working on it"
Then she was asked, "When did you leave school". Crafty thing answered, "About four fifteen".And when did she start work. Would you believe she said, "Nine fifteen am "
To the question, "What hobbies do you have ?" she replied, "Mountaineering".I collect ear rings shaped like mountains". "What qualifications do you have". "I got an A in History". Interview man say, "Don't be silly. There is no A in History"
Tuesday. Olga still here. I offer her coffee and a brownie. She says she would rather have a boy scout. Silly comrade. We go to have her meet my next door neighbour who lives just next door. She is the Hon. Lady Felicity Ponsonby-Fitzherbert. Olga says "I bet she does".Silly comrade. Pons, as we next door neighbours call her, has fallen on hard times and has taken job as school crossing lady. Lady P asks Olga if she has ever been to Patagonia. "No", says Olga, " But I once stroked one at the Moscow zoo".
Wednesday. Dusting flat and find posh envelope down back of sofa. Open envelope and find invitation to Royal Wedding signed by Willie. It was last week so my ballet dance down knave is wasted and I rehearsed it for five weeks.Never mind. Save it for Harry's weeding.
Thursday.I go to watch the over eighties trampoline team rehearserising for the Olympics. One or two grazed knees but only three taken to hospital. My personal team, Dimitri and Slobadom hope to enter synchronised swearing event at Chorlton Cum Hardy Olympics.
Friday, Postponed "Take Your Horse To Work" day is causing traffic chaos and getting animals into lifts is proving a problem. Not much work getting done, I think.
Moon day 8am
My old school comrade Olga Korzitzov (Ripper) dropped by to relate anecdotes she has collected. When she went for first interviewing for job she was asked personal questions such as, "Are you a virgin ?". She answered, "No, but I'm working on it"
Then she was asked, "When did you leave school". Crafty thing answered, "About four fifteen".And when did she start work. Would you believe she said, "Nine fifteen am "
To the question, "What hobbies do you have ?" she replied, "Mountaineering".I collect ear rings shaped like mountains". "What qualifications do you have". "I got an A in History". Interview man say, "Don't be silly. There is no A in History"
Tuesday. Olga still here. I offer her coffee and a brownie. She says she would rather have a boy scout. Silly comrade. We go to have her meet my next door neighbour who lives just next door. She is the Hon. Lady Felicity Ponsonby-Fitzherbert. Olga says "I bet she does".Silly comrade. Pons, as we next door neighbours call her, has fallen on hard times and has taken job as school crossing lady. Lady P asks Olga if she has ever been to Patagonia. "No", says Olga, " But I once stroked one at the Moscow zoo".
Wednesday. Dusting flat and find posh envelope down back of sofa. Open envelope and find invitation to Royal Wedding signed by Willie. It was last week so my ballet dance down knave is wasted and I rehearsed it for five weeks.Never mind. Save it for Harry's weeding.
Thursday.I go to watch the over eighties trampoline team rehearserising for the Olympics. One or two grazed knees but only three taken to hospital. My personal team, Dimitri and Slobadom hope to enter synchronised swearing event at Chorlton Cum Hardy Olympics.
Friday, Postponed "Take Your Horse To Work" day is causing traffic chaos and getting animals into lifts is proving a problem. Not much work getting done, I think.
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